So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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