Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
I take back everything I said about communal showers
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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