I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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