I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Please, let me fuck your mom
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
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