At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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