so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
17 year olds will be the death of me.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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