"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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