Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
that may or may not have been my penis.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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