This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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