You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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