nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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