"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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