I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
mondays should just be called national damage control day
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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