So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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