im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm naming my child veloci raptor. And you can be a part of its life if you want. But that's its name. Cause i have the vagina.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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