Me. At least after what I've been through.
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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