Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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