who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
I just asked my mom if I could be the drunk realitive at the reunion. She said as long as I'm not obvious.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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