gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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