I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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