nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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