he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Sorry about my life...
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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