I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
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