omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
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Wipe that smile off your face.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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