You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
he said he wanted to butter my pancake. i thought it was sexual, but he went downstairs and made pancakes. i need to stop dating fat guys.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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