i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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