Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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