Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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