Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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