Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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