You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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