yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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