im so drunk with asians
where?
always
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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