I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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