Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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