Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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