The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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