i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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