scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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