: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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