Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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