yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
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