what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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