I love black thongs
and i looked up. we had an audience...
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I'm drinking whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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