He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Just high enough for therapy.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
Randomize
