Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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