Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
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