Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Why would you get kicked out?
Well, an overweight man is currently not wearing a shirt. Or pants. And is getting in touch with his inner Chippendale. You can probably fill in the blanks.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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