You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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