I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
He was running late for work this morning, so I helped him out by finding a matching pair of black socks. And I hated it. So I'm currently drinking and reminding myself of the reasons I will never get married.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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