In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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