dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
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