Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize