I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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