Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
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